Why did you dump the person above you?

jacques57

borst13: her mismatched tops and bottoms gave my OCD spaz attacks

borst13

He wouldn't let loose and live a little

_Tink_

She was too wild for me!

tristan299

She caught me with her more attractive twin

_Tink_

He thought I had a twin, but it was me all along.

FrozenSongBird

she wouldn't let me stroke her hair at night ...

blueize70

She sang all the time and I couldn't sleep

RavenLibra

sbecuase she's gorgeouls... and well I.. I am an EMU it was NOT going to workout... have you EVER seen a emu's junk???

Mikkimeow

sbecuase she's gorgeouls... and well I.. I am an EMU it was NOT going to workout... have you EVER seen a emu's junk???

Beastiality was just not my thing.

Bostonsoul

Kid looked nothing like me

Saucy_lil_Minx

Coz she found out on this thread that I had multiply relationships I was dumping. So she had to go too!!!!!!


Just subtract the "s" from the "she", and same rule applies!

RavenLibra

her tongue wouldn't reach my naughty bits

Guns_N_Buns

Too Emu for me...

jacques57

She was my elementary school teacher

leeilaxoxo

He was too young lol

cronly

She was too young

jacques57

She never looked me in the eye.

evieslims

He was immature

_Tink_

She was younger than my daughter.

EmpireBusiness

Wouldn't get in my trunk.

usmc01462

pass

lna_1981

He kept trying to bench me

usmc01462

she wouldn't let me wrestle her

Groovyca2022

You still use that wrestling thing! ha ha

usmc01462

snoring...


ANd yes I do...Just cause I wiped the floor with your aZZ

Groovyca2022

I'm sure you would love my azz on the floor...but NOT gonna happen!

lna_1981

She kept pushing me on the floor

usmc01462

Oh it will.....

_BearNecessities_

Wouldn't quit talking about his undescended testicle

usmc01462

lol