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Why did you dump the person above you?
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Didn't like the way I made her coffee.0
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He always made decaf0
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She always wanted a latte.0
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He wouldn't take me to Starbucks0
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I don't know, maybe I cried too much.0 -
She wore her sunglasses at night0
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I came to the conclusion that I wasn't really into girls.0
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She wasn't into girls...0
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She wouldn't accept the date to Starbucks.0
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He ordered me water instead of a latte.0
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She didn't like my brown eyes0
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She had eyes for everyone but me0
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She had eyes for everyone but me.0
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dude kept messin with my tools. not kosher, bro.0
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He quit buying me sexy lingerie.0
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She wouldn't share her lingerie...0
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She quit wearing the sexy lingerie I bought.0
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I was to fat to fit into the lingerie...so he bought me a full length flannel nightgown! :sad: :sad: :sad:0
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It was cold, so I thought flannel would be nice0
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She wouldn't take the damn nightgown off!0
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He wouldn't keep me warm at night0
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I tried to keep her warm at night but she liked her flannel nightgown more0
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He burned my flannel nightgown0
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She didn't like the satin sheets0
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He assumed too much0
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She didn't tell me enough about her.0
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He didn't understand my subtle communication0
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She kept missing my morning coffee0
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He didn't appreciate my bullet proof coffee0
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She drank the last Kcup. :grumble:0
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