Why did you dump the person above you?

Phoenix__Rising

She had twinkies around too much to set me up to fail.

Groovyca2022

Because she only wanted Twinkies while I wanted donuts

liftmeup1

She likes the Broncos.....<- deal breaker.

Groovyca2022

He couldn't score a TD with me if he tried any harder...(kwim ladies , lol)

DenDweller

Clerical error. She was supposed to get the thin envelope.

PurringMyrrh

He wouldn't kiss me after I spent all day at the garlic festival.

DenDweller

I got tired of hearing random "Garlic Facts".

mybeesknees

Kept all of the garlic facts to himself.

siport

read that as garlic farts! as for dumping her well she just wanted to collect all farts, and had too many JOS (Jars Of Stink)

asaw00

Weirdo

Sparkle_90

wouldn't share the mirror with me :P

DenDweller

She was too stingy with the treats.

asaw00

Wouldn't stop humping my leg

Gameofthrone

Didn't let me hump her at all =(

Phoenix__Rising

All she wanted to do was hump the furniture. :huh:

QuiznatoddBidness

kept bringing home junk furniture people were putting out with the garbage

Phoenix__Rising

He called me an antique, like the furniture.

kendall916

She hogs all the hot guys!

msbunnie68

Didn't like sharing

Rochelle951

Shared to much

Groovyca2022

She wouldn't let me borrow her shoes

Building_Bulk

She kept poking me with her pitchfork

Phoenix__Rising

Bed hog!

Groovyca2022

She kept poking me with her pitchfork

He kept pointing me with his elbow.

Aero1dynamic

She was always trying to borrow my shoes

nicolemtracy

She has a thing against people borrowing her shoes.

QuiznatoddBidness

she wanted children...but not with me :sad:

mistyrainngurl

He had children, but he stole them from other people

stuart160

Kept making accusations

Eagle_Ann

Said I flirt too much - that's absurd!