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Why did you dump the person above you?
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My shirt is ruined0
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She keeps borrowing my clothes without asking0
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For not shagging after making out many times0
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For kicking the family cat up the *kitten* with enough power to propel it through the conservatory window at high speed.0
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She went all She-Ra on me0
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N'awww, I thought you liked it when I bench-pressed you!
^ Couldn't handle the Princess of Power.0 -
She thought she could bench press me... O.o0
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didn't spot me on bench0
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Laughed when I said I wanted to bench0
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Far too serious!0
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I couldn't pronounce her name0
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She had trouble saying my name *cough*0
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She didn't allow me to control her cough by choking her0
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He refused to take me dancing!!!0
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She was too saucy.0
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He wanted more kids and this baby factory is closed...0
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She had a husband already....0
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He wasn't into threesomes0
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Always assumed too much0
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He didn't love me anymore0
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She stole all my high heels0
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Only bought cheap bourbon0
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He hibernated in the winter0
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I discovered she bought an island without my knowledge. I like islands too you know0
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They were too clingy0
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She didn't like my duct tape collection0
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She was always in sticky situations0
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She deceived Tinkerbell.0
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She was Tinkerbell in disguise0
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She took my VS wardrobe on vacation. :grumble:0
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