Why did you dump the person above you?

Aero1dynamic

He didn't appreciate the need for straws

at_night_bookstore

I wanted to go back to college...

relocatedcowboy12

How about clamps?

Aero1dynamic

He wouldn't share his clamps

Saucy_lil_Minx

She wouldn't take me out of my box!

LightKBH2O

Reposting and not sure which to respond anymore

Aero1dynamic

She wanted a college guy <\3

LightKBH2O

She didn't like my choice of college guys.

Aero1dynamic

She kept telling me to take Nancy out of the box. I tried to explain how the collectible market works. She wouldn't hear me out.

Phoenix__Rising

That toilot paper she bought .. grrr

Aero1dynamic

She doesn't like using nature's toilet paper

jacques57

I asked if she was trained, and she replied "Depends."

LightKBH2O

He was on Depends and didn't tell me.

jacques57

She was more than I could handle!

blueize70

He couldn't handle his responsibilities

relocatedcowboy12

She wanted me to actually do something.

ItsMeGee3

Wanted to drag me around by my hair

Building_Bulk

She wasn't into role playing to spice it up.

cheekym7

I didn't we were just role playing

relocatedcowboy12

Whats wrong with drag you around by your hair?

MikeCrazy

He wouldn't let me shoot the beaver...

Saucy_lil_Minx

Absolutely nothing! Why did we break up again?

I do have a thing for cavemen

Slendermike

becasue she wore panties

relocatedcowboy12

she called me a caveman

eomuno215in541

I didn't. She picked the lock

Aero1dynamic

He lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
he lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woah-oh-woah-oh-woah

relocatedcowboy12

out of tune

Aero1dynamic

He didn't appreciate my vocal ability

relocatedcowboy12

shhhhhhh

The neighbors were complaining

Aero1dynamic

They only complained when you joined in >:(