Why did you dump the person above you?

airdale8263

She ate all my Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

Groovyca2022

He didn't like Butter Pecan Ice Cream.

airdale8263

Only because she would not share her Butter Pecan Ice Cream

Phoenix__Rising

He destroyed my elliptical and made me think I did.

DenDweller

Enlightened self interest.

airbearlover

He was too afraid of crushing me with his guns. Made me wish we could actually just hug. I like my hugs rough.

Dean649

Kept flirting with my buddy paul

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Phoenix__Rising

He tried ironing my panties.

sw33tp3a11

She likes to wear wrinkle panties

QuiznatoddBidness

She didn't like me wearing her panties.

DenDweller

l33t5pe4k

Rochelle951

Because he wore women's panties

sw33tp3a11

His arms were always crossed

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QuiznatoddBidness

Too slow ironing my shirts

sw33tp3a11

He always wore a that yellow shirt

Bageeeta

She was always ready to kiss! (thats not a good reason)

Svanel

He was always wearing that costume! :P

DenDweller

She left one cube in each of the otherwise empty ice trays.

Groovyca2022

He refused to buy a fridge with an automatic ice maker. It is hot..we need ice!

Bageeeta

She had icy fingers

Groovyca2022

He didn't like the thing I did with hot skin/Ice cube...melt. lmao!

Bageeeta

She just did the same ole same ole....

Groovyca2022

He would just rollover and snore! :grumble:

Bageeeta

She would punch me while I was asleep and then pretend she was sleeping.

Groovyca2022

Cry baby!

mistyrainngurl

She judged me for crying

Bageeeta

She would never take off that sweat shirt!

arscott94

Because I couldn't see his face behind the mask.