Why did you dump the person above you?

rcc24again

She didn't like bald guys

Aero1dynamic

he wouldn't let me buff his dome

solarpower03

I didn't have tats

Aero1dynamic

He wouldn't let me tatt him

starseed777

She kept wanting me to get a tattoo

LightKBH2O

She didn't want to get a tattoo.

Aero1dynamic

Wanted a tattoo but it was someone else's name

solarpower03

Because I don't like tats

Phoenix__Rising

He disliked my ink.

Aero1dynamic

She wouldn't show me her ink

_Tink_

She kept trying to color on me with markers

Aero1dynamic

She threw out my markers

Phoenix__Rising

Those markers stained me when she drew a mustache on my face. ????

Aero1dynamic

She didn't appreciate my artistic talent

solarpower03

she got tired of making out with me

ALittleHazey

Insisted on staring at himself in the mirror while making out.

solarpower03

didn't appreciate narcissism

Aero1dynamic

he thought I got tired of making out with him so he stopped making out with me

Phoenix__Rising

Burning my brocolli. '(

airdale8263

She was eating all my vegetables.

cronly

Wouldn't make me a sandwich

airdale8263

would never tell me what type of sandwich

Aero1dynamic

Made me a sandwich then ate half of it

Phoenix__Rising

Gave me koolaid and told me to drink up. I told her I watch my carbs.

CPrun1

Made a big deal over me wanting some grape kool aid

_JustDG_

Found out he was leading a double life.

CPrun1

assumed things about me that weren't true

Phoenix__Rising

Spiked my koolaide .. I blacked out.

CPrun1

wasn't any fun to party with..passed out way too early

Phoenix__Rising

Awoke from my blackout with a blowup doll between us.