Why did you dump the person above you?

Phoenix__Rising

Putting the dog and cat in the same room.

Aero1dynamic

Wouldn't accept my apology when I put the dog and cat in the same room

Phoenix__Rising

She told me the tp went over under .. I screwed it up for her. :embarassed:

Aero1dynamic

She refused to put the tp over under -- really screwed it up for me

LightKBH2O

She complained about the toilet paper not being in the right orientation.

Aero1dynamic

She refused to acknowledge proper tp orientation protocol

Phoenix__Rising

She flooded our toilet and ruined my Victoria Secret lingerie hanging nearby. :sad:

Aero1dynamic

She kept hanging her Victoria Secret lingerie in the bathroom

LightKBH2O

She wasn't careful with my Victoria Secret collection.

Aero1dynamic

She didn't warn me she was coming over with MORE Victoria Secret

LightKBH2O

Haha!
She missed the memo about MORE Victoria Secret.

Aero1dynamic

They put their Victoria Secret collections together and kicked me out of the bathroom >:(

msbunnie68

Couldn't keep her out of my undie drawer.

ValGogo

she was greedy with her shoes.

WhatAnAss

Always hogged the remote

NYactor1

Hogged the blankets!

Aero1dynamic

Spent more time with the mirror than with me =(

msbunnie68

covered every mirror in the house with black lace...what was with that?

ALittleHazey

Kept insisting I "Give two and a half men another chance"

solarpower03

Didn't lift

asaw00

carried weights with him everywhere he went

Aero1dynamic

She kept taking my favorite blue top

solarpower03

Refused to strut

Aero1dynamic

Kept trying to show me how to strut

_Tink_

Didn't like the way I walk

airdale8263

Didn't want to take long walks

cklbrown

I couldn't keep up with him on all those long walks!

blueize70

She liked cats better than dogs.

Aero1dynamic

Her dog didn't like me

Oklahoma_qt

She wouldn't run away with me