Why did you dump the person above you?

mstaser

Against parties in pants

LegendaryOrange

Wouldn't invite me to his pants parties.

sissiluv

Too legendary for me!

jkandktmom

She was also doing the peace sign... even in bed.

Guns_N_Buns

Was never happy with two fingers.

AliceSwarthout

she has better hair than me

mstaser

Won't look at phone when taking selfies.

Guns_N_Buns

wouldn't take his hat off at the gym.

CharlieMurtagh

@mstaser /..........wouldn't introduce me to his friends....

AthleticForties_wechanged

She ate my snax!

mstaser

@CharlieMurtag
Was just using me for my friends.

AliceSwarthout

casually pretends he's not taking selfies...

littlebutlean

Because I realized the age gap between us was bigger than the Grand Canyon

Saucy_lil_Minx

How the hell am I suppose to hold on to Batman!!!

He has Gotham to protect!

AliceSwarthout

because...wait nope. Didn't dump her. We still on for tonight?

Saucy_lil_Minx

Yes we are

Same time?

Same place? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

L4manski

She was dating Aliceswarthout

Swaggs51

Wouldnt rock out to metallica with me

StacyRenee77

too swag for me

AliceSwarthout

had an affair with a handsome lawyer.