Why did you dump the person above you?

lna_1981

Assumed I wouldnt do things ^_^

CPrun1

Expected me to read her mind

Crimson_Fire

That smirk was way too irresistible.

_Terrapin_

She yelled Go Bama a just the wrong time

_Terrapin_

made me bump my head on the ceiling.

we could have gone to the floor but you insisted

Crimson_Fire

He said "go bama" instead of "roll tide!"
...you disappoint me.

Atrocity108

Because her eyes pierced my black soul

Guns_N_Buns

He wouldn't shave his face.

_Terrapin_

He said "go bama" instead of "roll tide!"
...you disappoint me.

you said your nickname was tide?!? What the. . .wut?!??

mybeesknees

Was more concerned with getting a modeling agent than being with me. :sad:

Crimson_Fire

He thought he was funny.

vasairiah

Thought she was the cats meow :laugh:

Atrocity108

Because she used a whip on me

mybeesknees

Couldn't handle the whipping.

msbunnie68

couldn't get off without using the whip

TX_Thundercat

Wore out her whip, refused to buy a new one.

_Tink_

He knows I'd never dump him. Come back to bed, baby.

mizvandyk_82

So we could have Make up sex when we get back together. .bc she always comes back to me

TX_Thundercat

Her *kitten* was TOO perfect.

Phoenix__Rising

He wouldn't take his hat off, ever.

Twignasty

Because she lied to me. That tattoo is not of my name!
Lol

airbearlover

I was petty. -_-
I was jealous of her hair.

CPrun1

She was jealous of my hair too

CindyLou1707

He went rogue on me

airbearlover

Made me laugh and smile too much. Fun hurts.

kissmeplease305

too busy taking selfies

mblair1968

wouldn't shave

darkguardian419

Refused to dress up like Sailor Moon with me.

airbearlover

Posted pics of me in sailor moon's otfit when I was told the camera was off. I asked what that bright flash had been coming from the crack through the double closet door....

Aero1dynamic

She never looks in the closet when I tell her something is there