Why did you dump the person above you?

t4temple · August 2014

He flexed too much

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

he was always hiding something

LadyRN76 · August 2014

She kept trying to hide me

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

She wouldnt stay hidden when my lovers would come over

biancacurrinckx · August 2014

I met her other lover when I came over for our date.

MelaniLight · August 2014

She always showed up waaay too early for our dates.

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

She took off with my other lover

LadyRN76 · August 2014

She took off with my lovers, and her lovers...and the other lovers... ****sigh****

Joannah700 · August 2014

Was afraid of commitment

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

She was suffocating me with her want for commitment

LadyRN76 · August 2014

She didn't like horses...it was a deal breaker

sweetmamii · August 2014

She wanted to ride me like a wild stallion and I'm not that kinda girl

LadyRN76 · August 2014

She forgot I don't own stallions...and I'd be ok with that...

DenDweller · August 2014

I'm actually a brilliant, evil genius, intent on taking over the world.

Step One: Date and then dump LadyRN
Step Two: ......

<ahem>

I forgot Step Two. Let me start over....

I'm actually this evil guy with a slight memory issue, intent on taking...

MelaniLight · August 2014

He spent way to much time devising evil schemes to take over the world...only to forget everything, and then expected me to remember everything for him.

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

Hahahahaha! OMG I'm crying here! :sad:

She was always making me cry!

MelaniLight · August 2014

She was SUCH a cry baby!!!!!

siport · August 2014

she kept knocking peoples halos askew

Groovyca2022 · August 2014

he is too innocent

sweetmamii · August 2014

She's too naughty

valkaree · August 2014

We went to an all you can eat buffet with every kind of meat you can imagine and her first plate was a salad. I am all for salad but only after some steak.