Why did you dump the person above you?

antoniodean

I'm drunk now. it's over

LadyRN76

He drank all the liquor.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She called me a lush

LadyRN76

She wouldn't call me a lush...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She loved her horses more than me

LadyRN76

No comment.

She couldn't understand the love for my horses.

Phoenix__Rising

She tried touching my goods with Cheetos fingers.

LadyRN76

She wouldn't lick the orange powder off my fingers.

Groovyca2022

Ssssh that's just the story we told our husbands. They don't need to know *kitten*..come here bby..muah

LadyRN76

I refuse to dump Groovy...next person...

I'm on my way, hon.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because she was Messin with Groovy

LadyRN76

Because she didn't want to join in with me and Groovy...

jasonr1009

because horses skeer me

V0lver

didnt know how to choreograph a three way

erinelissa91

Too cartoony

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt like cartoons

ClairePear14

Because she liked cartoons

DenDweller

She thought "Tom & Jerry" was better than "Bugs Bunny". Can you even imagine?

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had this weird obsession with rabbits

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like my Gym

asaw00

Couldn't take a hint

Mario_Az

she keep drinking all my protein shakes

_BearNecessities_

Always insisted on being called Vin Diesel

asaw00

Always *kitten* in the woods

softmountains

was always wearing yoga pants

Saucy_lil_Minx

Kept talking about the bear sh!ting in the woods!

_BearNecessities_

Always wanted to know where I poop. And never had soft enough skid proof.

Ian_Davies

Didn't share the bourbon

ilfaith

She scuffed my favorite pair of red pumps when she "borrowed" them without asking.

Oops...too slow. He never took of his headphones. I felt like he wasn't listening to me.

funforsports

Liked to sleep on the floor.