Why did you dump the person above you?

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

The smurfs bed sheets took me out of the mood. :huh:

funforsports · August 2014

Never got out of bed.....ever

_Tink_ · August 2014

Didn't like bed

funforsports · August 2014

Thought bed was the only place for fun.

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

Kicked me out of bed.

_Risko_ · August 2014

Wouldn't let me wash her back.

CharlieMurtagh · August 2014

never took his sunglasses off

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

@ Charlie -She would never share her pearls

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

I didn't .. who started this rumour? :huh:

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

The smurfs bed sheets took me out of the mood. :huh:

@ Phoenix -Should I pull out the Power Rangers or Strawberry Shortcake sheets?

I'm slow :ohwell:

Because she didnt like the Smurfs :brokenheart:

LadyRN76 · August 2014

She took my Strawberry Shortcake sheets

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

Her boudoir photos blew our protein formula budget.

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

She was too cheap to let me take Boudoir pictures

DenDweller · August 2014

The love potion wore off while she was away.

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

Because he forgot all about me when I'd go away :brokenheart:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · August 2014

She forgot who i was.

Alisontheice · August 2014

Kept reminding me who he was

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

I didn't realize who she really was

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

She had a liking for caviar .. 6 nights a week!

DenDweller · August 2014

We were constantly running overbudget for photography supplies.

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

@ Phoenix - Because she was too cheap to buy me caviar; and BTW its seven days a week! :explode:

@ Den - He didn't like taking my picture anymore :sad:

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · August 2014

didn't like bacon

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

Got me tired of bacon.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus · August 2014

refused to cook bacon naked.

Phoenix__Rising · August 2014

My body was burnt, cooking his bacon in the flesh!

FabulousFantasticFifty · August 2014

@ Leo - Didnt get that I DONT LIKE BACON

so why would I cook it at all?

I actually love bacon, however my body does not :ohwell:

@ Phoenix - Oh My! :blushing:

asaw00 · August 2014

she is a close talker

siport · August 2014

she kept trying to make me taste her farts!

asaw00 · August 2014

acted like a 12 year old boy

siport · August 2014

says the girl who kept trying to pin me down and parp on me!!! :-)

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