Why did you dump the person above you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I have no idea what "parp" means

jacques57

She couldn't handle my hipster sick lingo

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was too much of a Hipster!

Phoenix__Rising

She convinced me to try a new chip, I told her I couldn't stop at one .. I expanded.

jacques57

She had too hard a time with Serving Size not being equal to the Entire Bag

boxfitliftmo

he took my travel bag with him

stephanieross1

Got mad that I didnt even pack my travel bag

_BearNecessities_

Too innocent

TexasOFT76

Hibernated non stop

boxfitliftmo

he knows how to shave better than me.

Phoenix__Rising

He kept saying he was only visiting. It got annoying. :grumble:

puggglet

She kept blowing kisses to everyone else

boxfitliftmo

she couldn't stop being a brown haired lovely

puggglet

He said I wasn't he's

Building_Bulk

She refused to do my next tattoo free

Alisontheice

Spent all our money on tattoos

boxfitliftmo

she used up all my conditioner

Groovyca2022

He thinks I am toooo fat!

Phoenix__Rising

She didn't like the fat in our dessert, it tasted like air w/o it. :huh:

IWillDoThis86

She never wore matching bra and knickers... I just felt like she could have made the effort every now and then.

kxbrown27

There was that incident with the wood screws and paint thinner.

I don't want to talk about it.

Phoenix__Rising

He yelled at me for using his razor.

AshleyM71

she stole all my cute bras

t4temple

She lost all her cute bras

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a box of someone else's bras

Groovyca2022

She kept pulling my tail

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wouldn't let me pull her tail :bigsmile:

antoniodean

I was drunk

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's always dump me when he was drunk

Groovyca2022

She lied about eating my Cheetos (girl you were caught orange handed! ) lol