Why did you dump the person above you?

mstaser

She likes it dirty. Oh dangit, so do I. Why did i dump her?

runnergirl0721

Because he liked it dirty..seriously he never showered..

Hardnfast

I just couldnt catch her

Crimson_Fire

I couldn't keep other women off of him

_Tink_

She was too jealous

pmm7692

Spent too much time playing in the mud

Crimson_Fire

He hit me with his golf club

mblair1968

She didn't like golf clubs. for some reason?

sissiluv

Preferred golf clubs over me!

Groovyca2022

She has road rage and would scare me on the road.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like my road rage

Phoenix__Rising

@Leo: he forgot my birthday.:sad:

Groovyca2022

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: at the thought of you having road rage...whatever.

Lies.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: at the thought of you having road rage...whatever.

Lies.

Lol. I do

StacyRenee77

Always said he was coming back but never did

Willbenchforcupcakes

Could never make time for a date

MattFSATX

Lifts more than I do lol

Golightly17

I asked him if that was a banana or if he was just happy to see me. It was indeed a banana.

sissiluv

They didn't like bananas.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted me to eat bananas.