Why did you dump the person above you?

Fbarton3

All my guy friends thought she was a babe

johannaqv89

she would take over my blow drier and my bathroom.

Fbarton3

she wouldn't share the bathroom!

spectralmoon

She wouldn't let me pee alone!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always mooning everyone and it was embarrassing!

spectralmoon

She never told me that my pants didn't fit. :sad:

RaJoCo

kept buying clothes two sizes larger....

YF92

Didnt like me taking selfies while driving

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a reckless Driver and would never put down his phone!

Groovyca2022

She wouldn't let me eat donuts in bed

Alisontheice

Would share her donuts

janine2355

threw my dougnuts in the garbage!

wheird

Alisontheice

Used the dishwasher for things other than washing dishes

_Tink_

Really picky about how I used appliances

janine2355

didn't stack the dishes right in the dishwasher

jacques57

She had OCD

janine2355

lol!!!! He had ADD!

jacques57

She took all my adderal

janine2355

HIS ADD was soooo out of control he ran down the streets naked singing "i'm a little teapot"

CPrun1

she had a phobia of teapots

janine2355

He just couldn't get passed the fact that I had a vagina, a penis, and a third nipple all located on my stomach!

BrillFit

He just couldn't get passed the fact that I had a vagina, a penis, and a third nipple all located on my stomach!

Well the above speaks for itself..
lol

Phoenix__Rising

He wouldn't let me watch my TV show.

janine2355

all she wanted to do was watch midget porn all day!

Bageeeta

Caught her with a "little person" in a baby bouncie seat while she was spanking him! (I'll never get that vision out of my head!)

janine2355

lol!!!!!!
He couldn't stop eating his own toe jam, ughhhhh

Alisontheice

@baguette...Would say stuff like "your chariot awaits" and meant it...we were the only people with a freaking chariot

@Janine...she was too cool for me

Bageeeta

Wouldn't sharpen my spear!

janine2355

lol!!! Cute!!
She was to divalicous for me!