Why did you dump the person above you?

KatieKat1979

She played Timberlake 24/7

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She would tell me how much she didn't like Timberlake all day long

Phoenix__Rising

@Aries: She was sleeping anytime it was time to bleep*bleep.


@Leo: He was cheating on me with a 93yo harlot!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She skipped me all the time

Phoenix__Rising

She skipped me all the time

@the theater he said I'll brb, I waited and the lights came on, he was making out with someone.

KatieKat1979

He wouldn't explain if Leonidis or Sparticus is was a good guy or bad guy

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't know either leonidas or spartacus

CookNLift

he liked leonidas > spartacus

sw33tp3a11

All she talked about was about Leonidis and Sparticus

Lilly_the_Hillbilly

She kept bringing rain whenever she visited.

fitgirlandfoodie

there were rabbits...

SugarBaby71

I thought she was going to make me into stew

fitgirlandfoodie

I thought she was going to make me into stew

I'm a vegetarian ;-) but rabbits do freak me out (or at least the tame ones)

littlebutlean

I was drunk and I made an error, lets get back together?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

He was always drunk

SugarBaby71

He said I was fluffy

sissiluv

@sugar

They were a rabbit.

A very cute rabbit, but a rabbit nonetheless.

1PatientBear

She pulled a Fatal Attraction move and I found a "very cute rabbit" in a pot on my stove

TheLostMermaid

He was always organizing my socks and underwear.


By color and type....

Once he started wearing them I just had to end thing

littlebutlean

She was always trying to convince me she was a real mermaid .. and would constantly jump in the ocean trying to "escape"