Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    She totally lied to me about what she hid in her closet!! :P
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    Fab - I was little disturbed by the roles she wanted me to play

    She just kept blasting the Natalie Merchant songs
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    He had a better beard.
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    He had a better hat
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Wanted me to wear hats all the time
  • lmmathis86
    lmmathis86 Posts: 223 Member
    he paid more attention to his bread than to me
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    She demanded too much attention, and hid my beard care products out of jealousy
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He talked while watching football! :angry: :grumble:
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    He talked while watching football! :angry: :grumble:

    She watched football with too little passion and didn't appreciate my running commentary of rants and kicking the tv stand
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He talked while watching football! :angry: :grumble:

    She watched football with too little passion and didn't appreciate my running commentary of rants and kicking the tv stand


    Blah, blah, blah... :laugh: :laugh: Ps..You owe me a tv stand!
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    I figured if I dumped her I wouldn't have to buy her a new TV stand
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I found out he owed people money due to his violence!
  • JeffMeehan
    JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
    Found out she was ratting people out for being violent.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    He didn't like my law abiding personality because he was such a criminal!
  • JeffMeehan
    JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
    my mafia family found out she was a law abiding person...........lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    I found out his family put a hit out on me! :frown:
  • JeffMeehan
    JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
    stopped the hit but found out she was hugging, dancing and grabbbing my "uncle vito"
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he told me i had to grow a beard to stay in the relationship. i just couldn't!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    stopped the hit but found out she was hugging, dancing and grabbbing my "uncle vito"

    He couldn't understand that his Uncle Vito was just my Sugar Daddy! :bigsmile:



    She wouldn't grow a beard for me :cry:
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    she had Sven!! I don't understand why she was trying to make me look like him too!! :(
    oh i'm so heartbroken! :P
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She cant get over the fact that Sven and I fell in Love!:love:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
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  • DenDweller
    DenDweller Posts: 1,438 Member
    She never had anything to say to me.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He wanted me to talk all the time and while I like talking I'm not a trained monkey who performs on cue.
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    She always want me to call her Bubbles and made me stock up on bananas...
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
    Wouldn't share his spear
  • assthetik
    assthetik Posts: 3,639 Member
    wouldnt shave that one long hair on his back
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He was too nice
  • TheArchyBunker
    TheArchyBunker Posts: 1,967 Member
    Can't say - lawyers had me sign on that one.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    that back hair... :P
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