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Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    @YF92 - he just wouldn't listen!! :) I wanted coffee with my omelette!! :P

    @ Chalk - he kept sweet talking me each time he came back. what was i supposed to do?
    he said mentally ill girls were amazing! :tongue:
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    She tried to microwave the hamster
  • chocolate_totoro
    chocolate_totoro Posts: 827 Member
    He was too metal D:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    @Chalk- Turned out he was a Dude and I favor the Ladies! :wink:

    @Chocolate- I was trying to avoid sweets!
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    @YF92 - he just wouldn't listen!! :) I wanted coffee with my omelette!! :P

    @ Chalk - he kept sweet talking me each time he came back. what was i supposed to do?
    he said mentally ill girls were amazing! :tongue:

    Why didnt you say so earlier. Nows its because she doesnt communicate with me

    @above she favored the ladies
  • JeffMeehan
    JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
    @ fab She kept grabbing, dancing and sleeping with the person above her........lmao
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He thought I slept with the people above me but I only hugged & danced!:ohwell:
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    He thought I slept with the people above me but I only hugged & danced!:ohwell:



    She recited the Battle Hymn of the Republic when we made love
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    Laughed at me when I tripped over the chalk he'd sling around the room
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    She tried to microwave the hamster
    That's because the hamster totally ate my chee-tos i just know it! :P

    @ fabulous - sven lied and told her i was committed. it just wasn't true. she didn't believe me. :P
  • Bageeeta
    Bageeeta Posts: 1,259 Member
    Her phone was to big.
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    She tried to microwave the hamster
    That's because the hamster totally ate my chee-tos i just know it! :P

    @ fabulous - sven lied and told her i was committed. it just wasn't true. she didn't believe me. :P


    Because she spent all her time online and not on me
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    @YF92 - he just wouldn't listen!! :) I wanted coffee with my omelette!! :P

    @ Chalk - he kept sweet talking me each time he came back. what was i supposed to do?
    he said mentally ill girls were amazing! :tongue:

    Why didnt you say so earlier. Nows its because she doesnt communicate with me]

    communication gap. i was so upset! :P

    @ Chalk - because he said yes to a russian mail order bride and not me! :(
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    Because she sent my Russian mail order bride back C.O.D.
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    Because i got jelly from her talking to chalk :smile: :wink:
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Because she sent my Russian mail order bride back C.O.D.
    It had to be done, sadly enough. Someone had to take control! :D

    @ YF92 - you didn't tell me your were jelly! :wink:
    breakfast? walk and movie? :wink:
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'm getting confused with all these quotes! :tongue:


    @YF- He had a problem with jealousy !
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    @svanel step in the right direction

    @above she didnt respect my jelly
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    haha i'm having fun with the whole mentally ill persona i have now :D

    @ Fabulous - she was jealous about YF92 and Chalk. i'm not sure why.
    she had Sven all to herself!

    @YF92 - wait. you dumped me. oh the misery! :P
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    She shaved the cat as she wanted a naked mole rat
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    and he came back yet again!! :P
    he took my cat away from me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    @Svanel- But Fab was bored with Sven so had to move on! :wink:

    @Chalk- Because he wouldn't buy me a new computer to replace this slow piece of shyte!!!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    she totally just threw Sven in the gutter - i felt sorry for him haha
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She fell asleep at the very moment I was trying to **** .. it was apauling.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She'd never let me get any sleep!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    All she wanted was sleep.No nookie.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She just didn't get that I wasn't attracted to her anymore
    I took my old lover Sven back
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    She broke my :brokenheart: too many times.
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    She kept trying to dress me in "Hello Kitty" outfits
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    he was against role playing :laugh:
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