Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    He wanted to use my hair products on his beard...dude it's my hair...don't mess with it
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He always got mad when I beat him at arm wrestling
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    she kept trying to wear my glasses! :)
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    She spent all the money on glasses.
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he didn't think my eyesight was important! he just wanted to buy protein!! :)
  • BeardedYoung
    BeardedYoung Posts: 229 Member
    She made a mean comment about beards
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he insisted i wear an orange matching shirt all the time! :P
  • Betherz82
    Betherz82 Posts: 200 Member
    She flushed my contacts so we could have matching glasses
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She had prettier lips than me and I didn't like the competition!
  • Betherz82
    Betherz82 Posts: 200 Member
    Her smirk was better than mine :P
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    @ Fabulous - Her beautiful red hair!! She said I could not pull it off! :)


    her hair was awesome - mine kept frizzing up lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was a little bit too "freakie" for me! :wink:
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    well, i do have Sven in the closet! :tongue:

    she didn't like Sven ... at all.
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    She Kept getting stares from all the guys:tongue:
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he kept telling me guys were looking at me. i told him it was all in his head!
    he wouldn't listen! :)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    @Svanel- She didn't think I liked Sven but He and I were secret lovers, so we had to dump her! :tongue: :tongue:


    @YF- He didn't like when other Guys would look at me!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Bomb!!! :P

    That Sven! He caused our break up!! :P
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    She wanted me to move to her apartment. What about mine?!
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    He refused to eat my cooking and it hurt
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'm Sorry, but his cooking what just so Horrible!
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    She ate our food stamps instead of buying food as she figured they were lowest in calories
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    he just would not take me out to eat! at a restaurant. like normal people. ugh! :)
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    Most people burn ants with their glasses, but she chose to torch homeless people with hers. I was deeply disturbed by it
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    She spent all my money on dining
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    Most people burn ants with their glasses, but she chose to torch homeless people with hers. I was deeply disturbed by it

    LOL - I think i'm somewhat mentally disturbed. i'm not sure.

    @ YF92 - first it's the guys, then it was eating out. I don't get it! ;)
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    She had a foot fetish but for peg legs!!!
  • Svanel
    Svanel Posts: 6,255 Member
    He said i was possibly ill .... mentally. But he kept coming back! :P
  • YF92
    YF92 Posts: 2,893 Member
    She kept denying what I said earlier
  • Chalk_Slinger
    Chalk_Slinger Posts: 1,012
    She kept taking me back PROVING she had bad taste and poor judgement
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found out her last lover had had her committed!
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