Why did you dump the person above you?

assthetik

she stopped wearing torn clothes at home

Saiyanbrahh

Started deadliftings heavier than me

jfmorrison

Looked better in my shirts than I do

Saiyanbrahh

brought me drink and drank it and.......it was jack daniels.

_Tink_

Wouldn't share drinks with me

assthetik

barfed all over me

Saiyanbrahh

Cos I still love my *kitten* ex boyfriend!

marquishagetaka

cause he wouldn't by me any supplements

FabulousFantasticFifty

Expected me to always buy his shyte and made me go broke!

marquishagetaka

Cause she kept complaining that I was high maintenance.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He would take forever to get ready to go somewhere! I'd be out the door in 30 and wait in the car for two hours!

GhostriderMav

she was too fabulous

Wibble_Wobble

I wasn't aware we were dating!

odwall

She always out classed me.

surlydave

I must have been drunk.

Groovyca2022

He ignored me.

Building_Bulk

She disappeared for two days and then called me a bully when she came back.

ThisCanadian

Was still in love with his previous girlfriend

odwall

When I asked for cheese nips she kept bringing me small cheeseburgers.

blackcloud13

I kept eating her cheese nips (whatever they are) and cheeseburgers

ThisCanadian

He left me for a bowl of cheese nips

Slendermike

She tried killing me for insurance money

FabulousFantasticFifty

I decided that it would be better to dump him rather than kill him! :bigsmile:

_Tink_

She had murderous tendencies

Saiyanbrahh

Didn't send me no *kitten* pics

JeffMeehan

he had bigger breasts than my ex wife.....lol

Saiyanbrahh

Found out about his drug business with his stupid Lil school kid

SugarBabyGirl

He was too young.

_Tink_

I'm too old for her.

Building_Bulk

Too hung up on age.