Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She dragged me ragged on her hikes.
  • nikiste
    nikiste Posts: 861 Member
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    She was scouted by the owner of a strip club while we were out together and I couldn't handle the jealousy of not having been scouted myself.
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    I was f*cking out of my mind!!! Why did I??? Oh why???
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    He was making time w/ a younger model!
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Preferred rainy, drizzly, weird Pacific NW to temperate, friendly, beautiful East Tennessee

    Hadn't tried the mentioned .. before. :smile:
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Hadn't tried the mentioned .. before. :smile:
    Then you'd be in my closet instead of Dixie cups.
  • nikiste
    nikiste Posts: 861 Member
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    He wouldn't stop taking selfies at the dinner table.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    Her boobs were better than mine.
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
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    She didnt like me comparing her boobs to everyone elses...lol
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Hadn't tried the mentioned .. before. :smile:
    Then you'd be in my closet instead of Dixie cups.


    Might get claustrophobic..


    @JBFood .. told me my feet were too cold.
  • TheLostMermaid
    TheLostMermaid Posts: 122
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    She doesn't drink enough water
  • finallylean
    finallylean Posts: 553 Member
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    She was lost
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Said Windows Phone was silly and impracticable
  • KatieKat1979
    KatieKat1979 Posts: 470 Member
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    He didnt use an Android phone
  • nikiste
    nikiste Posts: 861 Member
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    Her Android phone was nicer than my Android phone.
  • lewoldt
    lewoldt Posts: 630 Member
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    She was too sexy for me
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Told me he didn't like my dress. :sad:
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She couldn't stand my hat collection
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
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    He loved his hats more than he loved me.
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
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    She talked about being abducted by aliens

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