Why did you dump the person above you?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She though I was headless

N2Couture

He blew my lunch money on video slots machines.

La_Malfaisante

She didn't like peaches

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She didn't like bacon

Alisontheice

He ate all the bacon

LadyRN76

She wouldn't share the bacon

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She wanted me to share bacon

La_Malfaisante

He didn't let me boss him around

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was bossy

_BlueGreyGreen_

She kept smirking at me

LadyRN76

He thought Leonidas was a girl....

ETA: and he still thought "she" smirked...with no head

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was a smart *kitten* :-p

LadyRN76

He didn't appreciate my sarcasm..

SheGlows

She was prettier than me and it hurt my ego.. :mad:

ilfaith

Her long hair kept clogging the shower drain.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

@she:She had ego problems
@if: she was busy playing tennis

LadyRN76

She was prettier than me and it hurt my ego.. :mad:

bull$hit...and you know it..

and he still doesn't appreciate my sarcasm...***sigh***

X3MM

Bc she would know too much about me..

LadyRN76

He kept thinking I was a mind reader...geez...lol

assthetik

she didnt cry during the notebook

LadyRN76

He actually thought I watched movies... yeah, no...I don't watch them..period

juhnell2610

She was way outta my league

Alisontheice

She looked way too good in her.workout clothes...I was jealous

juhnell2610

She looked way too good in her.workout clothes...I was jealous

alisonnnnnn

assthetik

she put our relationship status to "its complicated" on fb after i overcooked her breakfast

LadyRN76

He cooked breakfast for her...and he told me it was too complicated...

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

She was too complicated for a simple guy like me

LadyRN76

He didn't realize I am the simple, most practical girl in the world...

OhhNiff

Because she has been neglecting my needs!

LadyRN76

oh girl..I just go back on shift....****hugs***** come on over...