Why did you dump the person above you?
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She was stalking me evrywhere
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he hated when I licked his abs0
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@Assthetik- He thought I was stalking him, but I was actually stalking his friend Sam Worthington!
@whatanass- I was surrounded by Donkeys! :bigsmile:0 -
Walked in on her googling "sam worthinton in the nude"0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He had a problem with me Googleing "Sam Worthington in the nude" while I was nude! :bigsmile:0 -
because she wouldn't let me be nude with her when she was nude0
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He'd walk around naked when I was Skypeing with Sam!0
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because she pointed and laughed when i was naked. :sad:0
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Because he was behind bars (or is he in front of bars?) I really couldn't figure it out!0
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She went blank.0
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She made me speechless! :bigsmile:0
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Didn't like my fishing on weekends0
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Completely ignored me every weekend!0
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It was a mistake0
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He said I was a mistake!
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No you aren't, it was a mistake on my part.0
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He kept running. Like literally he ran away0
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She'd never take off her sunglasses even in the boudoir!0
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She was picking on me.0
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He would never serve me breakfast in bed0
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he wouldn't bench press me0
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She kept tilting her head to one side0
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He wouldn't build me a beach house.0
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She felt she had to live in a tent on the beach.0
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His house was too huge, I couldn't ever find him.0
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She wouldnt call one of her friends for me during tom lol0
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Because of that reply!0
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because she told me i was beautiful and then she put her glasses on and decided that i wasn't her type.0
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Cause she had.cuter bikinis than I did and wouldn't share0
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