Why did you dump the person above you?

SugarBaby71

I thought she was going to make me into stew

fitgirlandfoodie

I thought she was going to make me into stew

I'm a vegetarian ;-) but rabbits do freak me out (or at least the tame ones)

littlebutlean

I was drunk and I made an error, lets get back together?

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

He was always drunk

SugarBaby71

He said I was fluffy

sissiluv

@sugar

They were a rabbit.

A very cute rabbit, but a rabbit nonetheless.

1PatientBear

She pulled a Fatal Attraction move and I found a "very cute rabbit" in a pot on my stove

TheLostMermaid

He was always organizing my socks and underwear.


By color and type....

Once he started wearing them I just had to end thing

littlebutlean

She was always trying to convince me she was a real mermaid .. and would constantly jump in the ocean trying to "escape"

srv524

Nice boobs but the "fish tail as her lower half" just didn't cut it.

islander_2013

i screwed up on organizing her panties

StacyRenee77

He wouldn't smack my buns!!

sissiluv

They wanted me to smack their bread. It was just too weird.

RunnerStephe

Didn't like being spanked

christinebryant80

Couldnt keep up with me!

RunnerStephe

Wouldn't last 12 hours

jacques57

She enjoyed snow and winter in general

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

He was stuck in winter, didn't like summer

luvcookiemonster

He wouldn't let me eat chocolate in the bath!

solarpower03

She would not let me lick chocolate off her body