Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    he shaved his facial hair off
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    he shaved his facial hair off

    Never!!!
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
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    Then we might get back together...LOL
  • Cind4651
    Cind4651 Posts: 9 Member
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    She kept trying to get me to grow facial hair and try as I might, I couldn't.
  • nikiste
    nikiste Posts: 861 Member
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    She kept waxing her mustache and trying to tell me she couldn't grow facial hair. LIAR.
  • Ripfit138
    Ripfit138 Posts: 1,148 Member
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    Oh I totally blew it. I was using her ice skates to cut up a steak and made her late to hockey practice.

    ...I also can't read post titles. She got made and threw away my Sesame Street action figure tray caddies. I had to let her go.
  • KatieKat1979
    KatieKat1979 Posts: 470 Member
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    He wouldn't play Freebird for me..
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    I got sick of playing Freebird!!!
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    The only song he knew was Freebird...
  • asm121
    asm121 Posts: 50 Member
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    Kept calling my Firebird a Freebird.
  • KatVarley
    KatVarley Posts: 534 Member
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    He preferred his Firebird to my Camaro..... just wouldn't work.
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    too hairy (jk)
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    He was a dude...
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
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    Because apparently I was a waste of time!!

    Just sayin
  • nikiste
    nikiste Posts: 861 Member
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    Kept posting nude photos of me online without asking. I'm shaving my legs, get that camera out of the bathroom. Weirdo.
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    kept using my razors
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    He was a dude...
  • infinitevast
    infinitevast Posts: 875 Member
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    Played air guitar obsessively
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    She didn't enjoy air guitar.
  • Insomniac8
    Insomniac8 Posts: 182
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    She stole all my mini skirts.

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