Why did you dump the person above you?
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she called everyone sweetie all the time0
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She changed the subject0
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he only talked about ONE thing all the time!!0
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he was really at war with himself0
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All this "War" talk was depressing me!0
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I was jealous of her hair0
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I'm a frog. She's a cricket. You know what frogs do to crickets? Well she didn't like it.0
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Because I kept licking her thinking she was a toad and I wanted a hallucinogenic high. Alas, she was a frog. She enjoyed the licking but I moved on for a toad.0
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He tried to bite me a little too hard..0
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I made the mistake of calling her "King Sized" and she thought I was teasing her about her weight.0
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I never knew what his name was from week to week!0
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she was always confused about everything0
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They wouldn't pee on me in the shower.0
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I refused to let her join me in the shower.0
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she always wanted to go solo
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she would follow me to the shower and take pics and post them.0
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She wouldn't let me post our nudes!0
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She has a scrap book of all my nudes and shows them to everyone. Seriously..we are at church lady!0
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She tried to take me to church after sexy time, I can't confess these things!!0
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She wouldn't fess up that SHE makes me do very dirty things. I'm the innocent party here.0
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She lives in a dreamland full of unicorns and fairys and it hurt my feelings to corrupt her0
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I love unicorns and faeries too much and it annoyed her. So what OUR ROOM IS PRETTY!0
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She spent too much time decorating and I got lonely
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Sorry. I confessed our sins. I better go apologize to the priest. Poor thing dropped his bible 86 times while I was in the confessional.0
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She had too many sins! TONS! She could write a book bigger and more complicated than the bible!0
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She made me watch a Supernatural marathon.0
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She wouldn't watch a Harry Potter marathon with me.0
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territhefrog wrote: »She wouldn't watch a Harry Potter marathon with me.
I would make you not leave the couch until we watched them all! lol0 -
She didn't like my snarky remarks about Harry Potter0
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