Why did you dump the person above you?

Spnneil06

He had a whole book of demands...

WMDemetree

she preferred to read Cosmo

Spnneil06

he thought he was badder then me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought she was such a Badass, But I'm the queen of Badass Women!!!

assthetik

told me she wouldnt put out untill after our first date

Spnneil06

He wanted me to put out, but Paws already wore me out!

assthetik

i was ready to do all the work but still, that wasnt good enough for her

Spnneil06

I was at work, and he still wanted to go...

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Didn't like me taking over in the Boudoir!

Spnneil06

She cheated on me with @assthetik

staceybradleywells

She only wanted Fabulousfantasticfifty

Spnneil06

she was jealous...very jealous.

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Spnneil06

she ridicules me constantly, but I loved it.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I hated wearing socks, especially matching ones!

Spnneil06

She wanted to do everything barefoot

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had a problem with me "baring" parts of my body!

territhefrog

She was an exhibitionist.

_Tink_

She didn't turn into a princess when I kissed her.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I wasn't a Princess, I was a Queen!

WMDemetree

She turned into a queen after I kissed her. I wanted her back the way she was.

Fvaisey

I didn't realize he was a drag queen until I kissed him....

territhefrog

He wanted me to dress as Kermit the transvestite frog.

Spnneil06

As a frog owner I didn't like this idea of putting stereotypes on our little green friends.

JtKeil

She had a blonde fetish and I didn't fit the bill

FabulousFantasticFifty

She forgot that Redheads were the ones who really were more fun!

Spnneil06

I actually had a girlfriend for each color hair and she thought I was slutty

JtKeil

I got tired of feeling self conscious about my poor brown hair

Spnneil06

I didn't, I love hair of all color!

WMDemetree

she could not run her fingers through my thick hair.