Why did you dump the person above you?

Will_Thrust_For_Candy · January 2014

He had an ugly Christmas sweater fetish.

JefferyArnold · January 2014

She went to Vegas... Without me!!!

ItsMeGee3 · January 2014

I wanted a Harley!

islander_2013 · January 2014

she stole my harley

1PatientBear · January 2014

Pees in the sand traps

stephen4232 · January 2014

Stole my honey......

Cali_Chica · January 2014

He couldn't handle an American woman

mister_universe · January 2014

Wasn't lemony fresh enough.

Docmahi · January 2014

@ Cali - she stole my cookies (I do love my cookies)

mister_universe · January 2014

He wouldn't respond to me. It hurt.

bc2ct · January 2014

he tried to choke me out with his burly biceps

KeithMichael24 · January 2014

@bc2ct.. because she hasnt been out iin the sun since 1997...

Cali_Chica · January 2014

He never would show his soft side

@universe: too nutty

christinemadden0223 · January 2014

She got too hot for me =(

whynot5 · January 2014

It was for her own good. She was out of my league.

1PatientBear · January 2014

She tried to do a play-by-play every time we had sex. (christinemadden)

Tryxxie2013 · January 2014

He refused to shave all that nasty hair on his body.

1PatientBear · January 2014

Refused to poop in the woods

Sinisterly · January 2014

Found my twinkie stash and threw it away

sassypants0923 · January 2014

Forced me to eat twinkies every day!!

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