Why did you dump the person above you?

jlschuh44

Damn...how'd you guess that?? Seriously.

ronmonkey

@Mia

for being too provocative all the time

jlschuh44

@ Mia I had a tough time seeing black panties at night!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Damn...how'd you guess that?? Seriously.

Lol. It was just a blanket statement and was actually meant for the person above you, but figured it applies to anyone.

Buckeye for life right here.

Fit2Strip

Because she is a buckeye!


BOO URBAN MEYER!

1PatientBear

Because she's a Buckeye for life. M-I-Z....Z-O-U!!!!!!!!!!

Mia_RagazzaTosta

O-h!

Fit2Strip

Because you lost to Clemson, like you should have and thankfully didn't go to a NCG you didn't deserve!


*proud FSU fan*

ronmonkey

because she wouldnt tell me what a buckeye is

Fit2Strip

Because he doesn't know college football.

ETA: it's a bean

Their mascot... is a bean

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Likes all the Star Wars prequels

It's also a delicious chocolate candy

DonaldChadDavis

Got a new tat without me.

Kaylee09201992

He wouldn't grow his facial hair any longer than it already is.

ronmonkey

she wouldnt let me out of the room

Kaylee09201992

He didn't like being in the closet

Groovyca2022

Ate all the chocolate in the house....greedy!

Crumpet_Girl

decided to leave the "modern world" and joined a hippy commune...

FrozenSongBird

She wouldnt eat spray cheese with me.

resistance_freak

Because her eyes are prettier than mine

Groovyca2022

He has bigger boobs than I do...jk....lol...

curvygirl77

Because I wanted to date her brother

jessicalynne25

she was too rough with me

Sinisterly

Her husband walked in on us.

YesIAm17

I found out she was my sister

resistance_freak

Because he lied about his age

Sinisterly

He couldn't RESIST my twinkie stash!

Inner_Goddess

Her lips are sexier than mine!

aafoo

Because she didn't shared her cowboy hat with me

Sinisterly

His ghetto blaster went missing!!!! :noway:

aafoo

Because she use to give that expression everytime I tried to eat a burger :P