Why did you dump the person above you?

holagatita

i dig a chick in glasses

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holagatita

She found I kept taking her glasses

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mags080611

Because she was too nice

_BearNecessities_

Because she wasn't all that nice

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's got a Bourbon fetish!

Lian98

Because she was more fabulous than me.

burning2much

Because I'm old enough to be here dad!

territhefrog

He was just a weirdo.

WMDemetree

He was too green

Spnneil06

He didn't like green things, my frog tiana was offended

TheBeerRunner

She kept going through my closet.

Spnneil06

He was so secretive about his closet! Couldn't even open the door!

johnmurphymfp

Because I read her diary

Spnneil06

He thought I was having an affair so he read my diary!

johnmurphymfp

Found she wasn't so I came back

Spnneil06

he was insecure. Think he just wanted to "break up to make up"

johnmurphymfp

Because she love make up sex

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Spnneil06

They thought I could handle them but they never tried!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's always wanting to handle other peoples goods!

TheBeerRunner

She got tired of being my sugar momma.

holagatita

he didn't get enough money from his sugar momma for the both of us

Spnneil06

I didn't want to be a sugar momma I wanted a sugar daddy!

WMDemetree

I got tired of being her sugar daddy.

Spnneil06

He always wanted me to skinny dip with him, hey I bought bathing suits for a reason!

WMDemetree

she looked better than me in a bathing suite

FabulousFantasticFifty

He'd rather romp around in his birthday suit and i wouldn't have it!

Spnneil06

She would steal all my bathing suits because she didn't want anyone else to see me in them.