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Why did you dump the person above you?
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hugged the TV remote and would not give it up.0
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I loved the tv remote, it likes to snuggle with me!0
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she preferred to snuggle with someone/thing else :-(0
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He wouldn't let me eat pumpkin Oreos in bed.0
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Would only let me eat pumpkin oreos and not the regular kind0
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He liked the regular oreos
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I was too old to eat oreos.0
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He told me I was too old to eat oreos!0
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I couldn't handle the unibrow...0
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He was too sweet for me...0
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He thought I told him to spank softer, but it was never hard enough!0
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i broke my hand in 3 places trying to spank her. Turns out she got butt implants sewed in0
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He didn't like my buns of ACTUAL steel!0
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I'd get injured every time she sat on my lap!0
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she was addicted to sitting in my lap. It got difficult driving on the highway0
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He never wanted to drive on the highway, all back roads! Come on you make a 20 minute trip 2 hours!0
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She didn't like to enjoy the scenery. And she drove WAY too fast.0
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she wouldnt slow down when we passed the naked runners0
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They were too old for me, he has a strange fetish!0
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the naked runners got me excited and she turned the wrong gearstick0
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He had too many sticks to gear.0
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He didnt shift back into low gear!0
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We never went the same speed, I wanted faster she wanted slower and vice versa!0
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Her skirt was always in the way when I tried to shift gears0
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he wanted me to give him a bikini wax0
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He wouldn't wax my mustache!0
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i was fine with that but it was your nasal hair that had me running for the hills0
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He apparently had a problem with my gorgeous nostril locks!0
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thanks to her nostril locks, kissing her felt like i was flossing my teeth0
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He didn't floss0
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