Why did you dump the person above you?

deucemon69

She had a murder of crows

kjm3579

She was afraid of the handcuffs attached to the headboard

Spnneil06

I had never met him before and he was trying to handcuff me to his headboard...

assthetik

she moved too fast. It was only our third date and she already wanted cutesy nicknames for our private parts

ShaeDetermined

he was never really into me

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deucemon69

She was always drunk

ShaeDetermined

he thought there was a problem with always being drunk

Benjinkan

She drank all my liqour

TrailRunnermn

Because I found out he was a guy

siport

she stole all my beer

Spnneil06

He accused me of crazy stuff, I don't drink beer!

ShaeDetermined

she wasn't into trying new things

deucemon69

She wasn't adventurous enough

assthetik

i wanted our adopted kid to have my surname. He wanted it to be his. It just wasnt working out anymore

courtneybrooke27

Long distance was to difficult on our relationship

deucemon69

She had days of the week underpants

That1Chick_Brit

there was to big on an age difference hehehe

ShaeDetermined

he didn't like my asking why he was still wearing Saturday's underwear on Tuesday

Spnneil06

I didn't wear underwear, she hated it!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like my Wednesday and Saturday Colors!

Spnneil06

I never could...

ShaeDetermined

i just didnt understand why she was allowed to go without underwear but insisted i couldnt

siport

she kept spilling my milk everywhere

Spnneil06

He thought I was sloppy...i did it to piss him off!

assthetik

had a case of the blue waffles
Warning: Do not google it!

Spnneil06

Never understood him!

deucemon69

She wore too revealing clothing while we were out

Benjinkan

Insisted on a Mankini

Spnneil06

He was so jealous of other guys!!