Why did you dump the person above you?

siport

wouldnt play with the balls

deucemon69

Liked to play with balls

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had a thing for Mr. Potato Head

holagatita

didn't like Mr. Potato Head

BigDaddyD72

I always had to run out to get the coffee in the morning

siport

stole my bananaman outfit

holagatita

lol Where's my F-ing coffee?

Spnneil06

He had a banana outfit..enough said!

GordieLaChance

@slport - He still wears Jansport backpacks in public.
@Spnnell06 - She kept harassing me over my lack of chest hair.

Spnneil06

had a problem with my jansport!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was soooo nineties!

holagatita

She didn't agree that the 90's were the ish!

Spnneil06

I can't...she's my soulmate!

Komble

She already had a soulmate

WMDemetree

her hair always got in the way.

Spnneil06

@Komble good thing I believe in more than one soulmate!

He didn't like my hair!

territhefrog

She kept farting in the pool and said it was a jacuzzi!

Oxmarqt

She had a phobia about bodily functions

Spnneil06

eww his body functions!

Oxmarqt

She always wanted to sit in the back of the movie theater.

Just_Fiona

Because he farts and then asks people to guess what he had for dinner

ShaeDetermined

she was too gross

deucemon69

She was a clean freak

MyTurn2BHappy

He wore his sunglasses indoors

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deucemon69

Couldn't handle my stomach issues.

angelique_redhead

I found out he was married.

ShaeDetermined

she was too judgemental

Spnneil06

She thought I was judging her but I was just checking her out!

shelbikinz

She kept checking other girls out!!