Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She insisted on trying to make me drink sweet tea.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    He wouldn't let me wear his Fedora
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She stopped talking to me.
  • softncudly
    softncudly Posts: 722 Member
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    She stopped talking to me.

    I was not his favorite X-Men.( Or X-man :tongue: )
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    She stopped talking to me.

    I was not his favorite X-Men.( Or X-man :tongue: )

    She acted like her X-men comics were more important than spending time with me.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    his goatee gave me a rash...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Her mom has this trick she does!
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    He wouldn't buy me gluten free beer. :sad:
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    I didn't. She dumped me. :cry:
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    Excessive posting in chit chat threads.
  • xSirensSong
    xSirensSong Posts: 615 Member
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    Because they kept insisting on waving their bacon all up in my face & wouldn't let me bite it. :cry:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    cause she bit my bacon...
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    She cooked bacon on her naked bikini body. It tasted like suntan lotion
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Ashley was so photogenic and attractive I couldn't concentrate and lost my job
  • mstaser
    mstaser Posts: 657 Member
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    She kept pulling up her skirt everywhere we went
  • excusekiller
    excusekiller Posts: 457
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    He thought he had to push down on the squat machine
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    he wouldn't shave the stache.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    She didn't let me shave
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    He wanted to shave me
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    @Leo: Where do i begin?

    @Tink, for being fast. ;)

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