Why did you dump the person above you?

Spnneil06

It was all guys in our fivesome, four guys one girl..too much pressure!

jacques57

She wanted to play the field, and I wanted to play "Spank the horse!"

Spnneil06

he kept calling me a horse!!!

cakebatter07

She never called me a horse

Spnneil06

She had a horse fetish!

jacques57

She wouldn't let me be the horse.

Spnneil06

I checked him into a mental institution, he thought he was horse. Kept singing the Mr Ed theme song!

Oxmarqt

She jumped to too many conclusions.

Spnneil06

he wanted me to send him naked pics!

Oxmarqt

She wouldn't send me naked pics. Wanted to do it in person instead. Too much too soon.

Spnneil06

He was intimidated by my sexuality!

Oxmarqt

She could read me like a book.

Spnneil06

He was too obvious, I like some mystery.

Oxmarqt

I was too upfront and honest.

Spnneil06

He told me my breath smelled like hot cheese...no it was the nacho's behind me!

Oxmarqt

She was a nacho girl and I preferred potato skins.

Spnneil06

I liked potato skins but he would hog them all.

lawandfitness

I dumped her to show her who's boss then asked for her back

Oxmarqt

She was kind of "Hippy" and wanted to share everything...

territhefrog

Did I? Damn I must have been drunk. I don't remember dumping anyone.

RunnerStephe

She forgot I existed

JMoore221979

Runs so much I can't keep up!

RunnerStephe

Never left the gym

lawandfitness

I don't recall us breaking up

funforsports

I fought the law and the law won.

lawandfitness

funforsports wrote: »

I fought the law and the law won.

I always win

RunnerStephe

Always won, and rubbed it in.

Spnneil06

was a sore loser

jacques57

She didn't like playing with my bat and balls

ilfaith

I couldn't look him in the eye anymore after I sold his rock collection on ebay