Why did you dump the person above you?

_Figgzie_

his dog didn't smile in his selfie

FabulousFantasticFifty

He doesn't watch the road when he drives!

Misshodge64

She washed her hair in the sink

Spnneil06

She didn't like my grooming habits!

assthetik

she threatened to stick my weiner in a beehive if i didnt stop spending all our money on Protein supplements

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Spnneil06

was very secretive about anything in the bathroom. would even brush teeth in front of me.

assthetik

she was allergic to the "rate the person above" thread and she never told me why

Anahita_Swims

cause he wouldn't lend me his shirts or hoodies

danfiveoh

Shouts at pigeons.

Spnneil06

has an affection for pigeons!

assthetik

her pet pigeon pooped on my tuxedo

Spnneil06

He was a clean freak.....bodily fluids freaked him out!

Fvaisey

She pooped on my tuxedo...

Spnneil06

He's was always confused, it was him who did that. he blamed me!

assthetik

i found out about her strange fetishes

L4manski

Always blamed me for things...

Spnneil06

He couldn't handle my freaky side. He may show his abs, but he won't take of his pants! Prude!

My_Mind_Is_My_Cage

He kept asking to bench press me to show he can easily lift 230 lbs, and it was humiliating!!!

Spnneil06

He was getting too close to @assthetic!

L4manski

She called me asstastic...

Spnneil06

I was too much about the *kitten*!

deucemon69

She didn't like my #SS

Oxmarqt

he was needy and had to be someones favorite person

Spnneil06

I did but he wouldn't let me touch it...he had intimacy issues.

RunnerStephe

We were stalking the same person

Spnneil06

We were never together, it was a farce so he could TRY and steal my girl. Can't stalk someone who's stalking me!

RunnerStephe

That's what she said!

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Spnneil06

Looked better shirtless!