Why did you dump the person above you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wouldn't
Wanna make up Sweetie!

artemis222

She wanted to make up with her ex.

therealblackdahlia

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

I wouldn't
Wanna make up Sweetie!

Oh yes please. Fly on over here honey!

Spnneil06

Her and Fab were having an affair and it was no secret!

sw33tp3a11

she refused to not smile

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Spnneil06

She was always frowning at me especially in the morning!

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sw33tp3a11

She deserved someone better. Simple.

holagatita

she kept trying to get me drunk

sw33tp3a11

She refused to drink alcoholic beverages

FabulousFantasticFifty

She got drunk then would go to work and she drives a School Bus!!!

TanLinesNTailgates2

She said it was Grey Goose or her....

Timshel_

I have no tan lines.

CupcakeDrizzles

Cause he likes to lay nude on the beach and I got jealous of the woman starring

TanLinesNTailgates2

he wore a turtleneck to the beach out of fear of tanlines

Hiker_Rob

She wouldn't tan in the nude

FabulousFantasticFifty

He thought I looked too pale!

TanLinesNTailgates2

She said I tanned nude too much since Rob dumped me lol

Hiker_Rob

Now she will only tan in the nude lol

TanLinesNTailgates2

Hiker_Rob wrote: »

Now she will only tan in the nude lol

lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

She never lol'd at my jokes!

sw33tp3a11

Her repeated jokes got annoying

Spnneil06

She said I was the unfunniest person alive. Broke my heart.

sw33tp3a11

I couln't heal her brokenheart

Timshel_

Backward EE's drive me nutz

FabulousFantasticFifty

He told me I was all back a$$wards!

Spnneil06

She only would date me if i would walk backwards all the time.

holagatita

she didn't get that I was just trying to look at that shweet *kitten*

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought Spnneil's Bum was nicer than mine!