Why did you dump the person above you?

bigmac2054

i wouldn't shave

Groovyca2022

He wasn't a happy meal

MaxPower0102

She.... what were we talking about again?

Sinistrous

Min power

Timshel_

Not enough sins, too much trous.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her colorful commentary always had me lost!

Timshel_

Her cool house wasn't in Ouray

Groovyca2022

He disappeared and quit logging.

Timshel_

She only loved me for how much logging I could do

sw33tp3a11

They hated my cooking

La_Malfaisante

She tried to poison me with her cooking

SparkyJess3

She wasn't into my kind of music!

Sinistrous

Looked innocent on our court date and almost fooled the judge. I still won, though.

siport

she was too innocent

ilfaith

He was always late for work.

Hockey_Winger

She was all about work work work and never wanted to play.

JDArnold80

I no longer required a Winger for the team and he refused to play Defense.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought I could fly and pushed me out the window!

assthetikk

wouldnt give a ride to the girls volleyball team who were left stranded in the middle of nowhere

Sinistrous

Tried to fool me that he had 4 months to live.

assthetikk

wouldnt have sex unless i had my blue socks on

territhefrog

He couldn't keep up with me.

assthetikk

she made me donate blood 5 times a week. How am i suppose to keep up after that

territhefrog

That wasn't blood I was asking you to donate.

He also wouldn't take the vitamins I gave him.

Sinistrous

territhefrog wrote: »

That wasn't blood I was asking you to donate.

Woah o.o

cbarn025

She took web forums way too seriously.

Sinistrous

Invitations to bed repulse me.

janicelo1971

because i weigh more then him!

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always took vacations without me! ;p

dkewatson

She always took closeup selfies all the time when we were out on dates