Why did you dump the person above you?
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didnt have enough tattoos0
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Was too sexy0
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thought I was too sexy0
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Knew she was too sexy0
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Wouldn't leave me his tattoos in his will0
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She lied about her age, telling me she was 33... *shakes head*0
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He expected me to be honest0
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had better abs than me0
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She was to insecure0
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didnt compliment me enough0
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demanded compliments all the time0
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She kept sniffing my saddle0
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something popped in my head, but im not gonna say it lol
was too rusty0 -
Spent more time biking than with me0
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Kept asking me to smell things0
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didnt like how i smelled0
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She got me mixed up with her ex- he kept asking her to smell things0
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kept squeaking0
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kept saying I needed more lubrication0
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She didn't oil my chain enough0
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