Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
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    She didn't like the panties I bought her

    I didn't like the panties he bought me.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    She didn't like the panties I bought her

    I didn't like the panties he bought me.

    Too much alike...she is bare, I am bear....
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    She didn't like the panties I bought her

    I didn't wanna wear panties sheesh
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
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    Didn't have any panties she could loan me
  • CCSavage88
    CCSavage88 Posts: 191
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    We both free ball and that is NOT acceptable
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    Too much free balling
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    She didn't like the panties I bought her

    I didn't wanna wear panties sheesh

    She didn't understand, I wanted her to wear one so I can strip em. Misunderstanding.
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    he would never show his face
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    she didn't like tuna enough
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    He used leaves for TP
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    He used leaves for TP

    She didn't like sausage enough
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    told me I was too tall to wear heels
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
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    said it creeped her out the way I stared at her
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
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    he went on a cruise and didn't take me
  • Thor_Girl
    Thor_Girl Posts: 23 Member
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    You have one too many posters of Michael Phelps in a speedo
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
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    I was too intense for her.
  • Thor_Girl
    Thor_Girl Posts: 23 Member
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    He thought predator 2 was better than the original
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    her dog bit mine
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
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    She didn't like my tan lines
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
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    saw I was a dude when he sobered up

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