Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    She was constantly going to nude, glow-in-the-dark painting parties without me.
  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
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    for purring perverted nothings into my ear
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She lived a crazy live...
  • RacquetChick
    RacquetChick Posts: 164 Member
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    Played Stairway to Heaven when he was drunk
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Wouldn't slow dance to Stairway to Heaven with me.
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    I learned she had questionable tattoos. :huh:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
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    For eating all my school glue
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
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    She liked to live in a 2D cartoon world
  • bananafannah
    bananafannah Posts: 194 Member
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    She wouldn't leggo my eggo.
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    I was drunk, it was late, I was and idiot, please forgive me, I never meant to kiss your mum.
  • KelARita7
    KelARita7 Posts: 2,694 Member
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    I couldn't handle the drums...all the time, the drums!!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    It's not true! I'd never dump her!
  • Salty_Sauce
    Salty_Sauce Posts: 1,329 Member
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    She had a thing for young guys :-/
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
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    I couldn't handle the drums...all the time, the drums!!

    I played the drums to drown out your constant nagging, Now back off, you're breaking the rules of the injunction
  • Salty_Sauce
    Salty_Sauce Posts: 1,329 Member
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    I don't like moobs
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    Too salty!
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    I caught her making out with my backup girlfriend.
  • asm121
    asm121 Posts: 50 Member
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    She had a backup girlfriend
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
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    He threw his dirty underwear in the clean laundry.
  • RacquetChick
    RacquetChick Posts: 164 Member
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    She refused to squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.

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