Why did you dump the person above you?

L4manski · July 2014

I like big butts and I cannot lie (women's that is...)

_Tink_ · July 2014

He said my butt was too small

delirious_vixen · July 2014

She wanted me to tell her her butt was big.

no_russian · July 2014

Her favorite movie is Cheetah Girls

onewarmmomma · July 2014

Found out he wasn't the real DMX

no_russian · July 2014

twilight

AgentOrangeJuice · July 2014

he's a dude and not russian.

_Tink_ · July 2014

He kept making faces at me

Salty_Sauce · July 2014

She was always turning her back to me!

leadiax3 · July 2014

Kept taking me out for cheap fast food

_BlueGreyGreen_ · July 2014

She kept bringing kids on our dates.

Me2FitMe · July 2014

@ new - only wanted to eat fine cuisine

@blue - he didn't like kids

leadiax3 · July 2014

Cant date u if ur butt is nicer than mine

_BlueGreyGreen_ · July 2014

@magnolia_38 She farted on me!

Me2FitMe · July 2014

@blue - but u used to tell me how much u loved that!

leadiax3 · July 2014

He is a smart *kitten*

_BlueGreyGreen_ · July 2014

She thought i was a smart *kitten*

delirious_vixen · July 2014

*whisper* He is a smart *kitten*.

_BlueGreyGreen_ · July 2014

@blue - but u used to tell me how much u loved that!

I know, but I'm very fickle with my fetishes...sorry!

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