Why did you dump the person above you?

BeardedYoung

I figured if I dumped her I wouldn't have to buy her a new TV stand

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he owed people money due to his violence!

JeffMeehan

Found out she was ratting people out for being violent.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He didn't like my law abiding personality because he was such a criminal!

JeffMeehan

my mafia family found out she was a law abiding person...........lol

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out his family put a hit out on me! :frown:

JeffMeehan

stopped the hit but found out she was hugging, dancing and grabbbing my "uncle vito"

Svanel

he told me i had to grow a beard to stay in the relationship. i just couldn't!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

stopped the hit but found out she was hugging, dancing and grabbbing my "uncle vito"

He couldn't understand that his Uncle Vito was just my Sugar Daddy! :bigsmile:



She wouldn't grow a beard for me

Svanel

she had Sven!! I don't understand why she was trying to make me look like him too!!
oh i'm so heartbroken! :P

FabulousFantasticFifty

She cant get over the fact that Sven and I fell in Love!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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DenDweller

She never had anything to say to me.

Alisontheice

He wanted me to talk all the time and while I like talking I'm not a trained monkey who performs on cue.

Bageeeta

She always want me to call her Bubbles and made me stock up on bananas...

TheArchyBunker

Wouldn't share his spear

assthetik

wouldnt shave that one long hair on his back

Groovyca2022

He was too nice

TheArchyBunker

Can't say - lawyers had me sign on that one.

Svanel

that back hair... :P