Why did you dump the person above you?

FabulousFantasticFifty

She would try to wax my back while I was sleeping!

DenDweller

Because I'm a mean, heartless, S.O.B.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was the biggest SOB out there!

makkoi

She ran off to be the fourth Fantana.

DenDweller

I needed a bricklayer.

FabulousFantasticFifty

@Mak- I had a thing for Mr. Spock and she didnt support it!

@Den- It wasnt enough that I did carpentry, plumbing and electrical work! He wanted more!!!:grumble:

BrownEyedSister

It wasn't her, it was me. LOL

assthetik

Had very pointy fingers

_Tink_

Obsessed with pointy things.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't like pointy things so had a bug problem with my horns!

oops BIG not BUG

She also had a bug problem!:laugh:

FabulousFantasticFifty

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nopotofgold

she doesn't even try to smile anymore.

DenDweller

I'm a gold digger, so....obvious non-starter.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Huh??? I'm duh tonight

He's a Gold digger and I like my Money!

nopotofgold

I'm a gold digger, so....obvious non-starter.

He was upset that statically he would die before me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because she overlooks me like I'm not there!

PurringMyrrh

She was constantly putting beans in my nostrils while I slept.

Phoenix__Rising

The chili she fed me tasted like snot!

Svanel

she totally bagged on my chili - it's the best darn chili this side of the Mississippi!! :P

Saiyanbrahh

cheered for derek in dat der other game