Why did you dump the person above you?

pechepanda

She tried to take my panda away!

sentaruu

@ rn she kept scoping other guys at work

@panda she wouldn't let me touch her panda...

LadyRN76

He didn't understand when I said scope...I meant a colonoscope... HA!

Building_Bulk

My cooking was never good enough for her

Groovyca2022

I tied to cut sugar out of my diary

LadyRN76

@sdf - WHAT??? I didn't say that...WHO said that?? ***looks around***:huh:

@groovy...come on hon...you know it's not happening..we can dump sdf together, though..

jspanman

She kept checking my pulse

Groovyca2022

Jspanman ~ Would not let me play in his shop!

@sdf - WHAT??? I didn't say that...WHO said that?? ***looks around***:huh:

@groovy...come on hon...you know it's not happening..we can dump sdf together, though..

Sounds like a plan! Sdf..you're out buddy! :laugh:

pechepanda

she wouldnt buy me a pet panda

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was allergic to Pandas

LadyRN76

She kept disappearing...and reappearing at the most inopportune times...

bassman92

Found out she was a proctologist

Spnneil06

Because he holds his phone in front of his face during selfies!

pechepanda

she kept losing her glasses

_Tink_

She never smiled

theonepercentile

never wore clothes

cuteaintfit

he never let me see his head!

RunnerStephe

She didn't like my kitty

Groovyca2022

I didn't ...he outran me

Building_Bulk

She kept poking me with her pitchfork