Why did you dump the person above you?
Options
Replies
-
coz im just too awesome0
-
He tried to push me off that cliff.0
-
not enough colour and too much of a seductress0
-
he wanted me to sport a hairy chest0
-
I didn't know what he looked like behind all of that Ink!0
-
She had bad vision0
-
he wouldnt stop making hearts & writing his name in my briefs0
-
He drew too much attention from the ladies0
-
didnt notice that my fly was open0
-
I had a hard time saying his name abbreviated because it sounded like I was mean!0
-
She was stalking me evrywhere
0 -
he hated when I licked his abs0
-
@Assthetik- He thought I was stalking him, but I was actually stalking his friend Sam Worthington!
@whatanass- I was surrounded by Donkeys! :bigsmile:0 -
Walked in on her googling "sam worthinton in the nude"0
-
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He had a problem with me Googleing "Sam Worthington in the nude" while I was nude! :bigsmile:0 -
because she wouldn't let me be nude with her when she was nude0
-
He'd walk around naked when I was Skypeing with Sam!0
-
because she pointed and laughed when i was naked. :sad:0
-
Because he was behind bars (or is he in front of bars?) I really couldn't figure it out!0
-
.0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 391.9K Introduce Yourself
- 43.5K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 400 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 989 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions