Why did you dump the person above you?

lookinggoodkel

Wanted us to sleep apart to make more room

Spnneil06

I wouldn't let her sleep on top of me...she likes to stay very close!

cklbrown

She needed her space

Spnneil06

she looks better in my glasses..big turn off!

Gmtribble90

She used me to get those glasses

dkewatson

She was always hanging out with her mutated turtle friends and their weird rat sensei

Spnneil06

Because I sided with his ex gf and love the Ninja turtles! Can I borrow your shirt, I mean you got me these glasses (to your ex)

dkewatson

Because she was against our open relationship with my other gf, TMNT woman.

Gmtribble90

Because I'm sexy and I know it

prettigirl01

never went on a date the entire 15 years of our relationship

Lord007

She didn't join in any of the reindeer games...

dkewatson

He slept for half the year.

holagatita

wanted to go to the beach in 50 degree weather

fobs13

Had better abs than me.

assthetik

wanted me to lose more weight:-(

cakebatter07

He read-receipted me! :explode:

OlyCapitalChick

She wouldn't talk in pig latin

Spnneil06

I speak pig latin too well..she got jealous!

Bageeeta

I can't remember, but I'm sure it was all her fault!

Groovyca2022

He didn't share his cheesecake <jealous>