Why did you dump the person above you?

justinitsul

She always tried to say my desserts!

Rochelle951

Cover Hogg

ibafishinfool

I wouldn't dye my beard

bmoncada1

Couildn't grow in my goatee

TheSnarkasticSkyscraper

He kept hogging the mirror.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was Fantastic she was Snarkastic and our ASTICS would never get along!

assthetik

She was too lovey dovey and wanted us to start sharing a toothbrush. I had to let her go

JtKeil

He likes to wax, can't be having that.

Original_Sinner

his tatt at the wrong angle looked like a butterfly....


i....can't...even

_Tink_

Didn't like my tat.

AthleticForties

She didn't wash her shoes after running through that puddle.

siport

he liked his SO to be clean ;p

Original_Sinner

apparently you don't like your SO to be to clean.........you like them musky huh?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I wasn't sue if they were male or female!

fobs13

They kept wearing my shoes :-(

Spnneil06

She insisted on wearing her head band in bed, even tried to make me wear it!

fobs13

Didn't like my headband ;-)

FabulousFantasticFifty

her Freckles were way cuter than mine!

ilfaith

She wouldn't let me borrow her shoes.

TheSnarkasticSkyscraper

Because she found out that I don't really have a peen.