Queefs during exercise
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Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OK I'm gonna log 100 calories burned from laughing at that, too funny!0 -
You need some sort of airlock!
Maybe check in the plumbing supply aisle! 0 -
Sometimes I shart when I squat heavy. That's pretty much the same thing, right?
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My boyfriend will be flattered :smooched:0 -
My boyfriend will be flattered :smooched:
:laugh: Sorry, I've been dying to use that gif. I should send you a proper thank you card or something but you'll have to settle for this: :flowerforyou:0 -
Maybe a tampin would help?
LMFAO!!!0 -
queef is not a word in words with friends....I got hose one game thanks to that...0
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Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
Pfffft. No sense of humor, these people!0 -
Especially during sit ups. Is there a solution?
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you ladies know that's not even a real language right?0 -
you ladies know that's not even a real language right?
It happens to be my native language -- portuguese
Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:0 -
Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
OMG I died - that was hilarious.0 -
Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: 0 -
It happens to be my native language -- portuguese
Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:
See what I mean?0 -
Just when I thought it was safe to quit reading and go back to work, you do this to me? Now I'm going to have to follow up all day long. These threads are my social life.0
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It happens to be my native language -- portuguese
Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:
Yah I googled it cause she said she almost spit her tea out...it said portuguese so then went to bablefish...hot hot hot
I wish I could hear him actually say it...I used to date a man who was Portugese...*shivers in delight* loved it when he talked his native tongue...couldn't understand it but man was it sexy.0 -
Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
So that's how you get to change your name. They won't let me change mine.0 -
Is that actually "code" or more of like a sign language?
Yes I am the language police today. Keep it clean ppl.
so far two infractions. SIgn language referred to as code and fake baby talk masquerading as Portuguese which we know doesnt' even exist.
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So that's how you get to change your name. They won't let me change mine.
which is odd b/c yours is also a euphemism for a male part?0 -
most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh:
So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.0 -
Yah I googled it cause she said she almost spit her tea out...it said portuguese so then went to bablefish...hot hot hot
I wish I could hear him actually say it...I used to date a man who was Portugese...*shivers in delight* loved it when he talked his native tongue...couldn't understand it but man was it sexy.
Why don't you book a flight to Portugal so you can see ALL TEH menz speaking it?0 -
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Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
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most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh:
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OMG This is the funniest thing I have seen today. ****biscuits would have been awesome. What if your name was ****? I have a uncle ****/
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I've tried these, but they ended up turning into projectiles and I almost got my pilates instructor blind
Holy moly! You must pack in some serious pressure! You should get a tattoo over your vagina that reads, " Warning! Contents under pressure!"0 -
Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.
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most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh:
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OMG This is the funniest thing I have seen today. ****biscuits would have been awesome. What if your name was ****? I have a uncle ****/
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I mentioned my father **** and his amazing talent for baking, but the mod was not touched :ohwell:0 -
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*takes notes*
brazilian beachwear responsible for large queefing vajayjays and fake languages. also do not do inverted dogs or sit ups when closer to goal weight, the lack of extra poundage may result in "vaccuum".0 -
aren't you precious...
damn is there a gif or picture in that post?
I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.
:sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.0 -
kegels maybe0
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i dont think you missed anything0
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