Queefs during exercise

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  • fbthebear25
    fbthebear25 Posts: 19 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OK I'm gonna log 100 calories burned from laughing at that, too funny!
  • cafeaulait7
    cafeaulait7 Posts: 2,459 Member
    You need some sort of airlock! :D:D Maybe check in the plumbing supply aisle!
  • WhiteRabbit1313
    WhiteRabbit1313 Posts: 1,091 Member
    Sometimes I shart when I squat heavy. That's pretty much the same thing, right?

    :laugh:
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
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    My boyfriend will be flattered :smooched:
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member


    My boyfriend will be flattered :smooched:

    :laugh: Sorry, I've been dying to use that gif. I should send you a proper thank you card or something but you'll have to settle for this: :flowerforyou:
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Maybe a tampin would help?


    LMFAO!!!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    queef is not a word in words with friends....I got hose one game thanks to that...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    Pfffft. No sense of humor, these people!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    Especially during sit ups. Is there a solution? :embarassed:

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?

    It happens to be my native language -- portuguese ;)

    Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:
  • IRollC30
    IRollC30 Posts: 54 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    OMG I died - that was hilarious.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?

    It happens to be my native language -- portuguese ;)

    Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:

    See what I mean?
  • walkinthedogs
    walkinthedogs Posts: 238 Member
    Just when I thought it was safe to quit reading and go back to work, you do this to me? Now I'm going to have to follow up all day long. These threads are my social life.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?

    It happens to be my native language -- portuguese ;)

    Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:

    Yah I googled it cause she said she almost spit her tea out...it said portuguese so then went to bablefish...hot hot hot

    I wish I could hear him actually say it...I used to date a man who was Portugese...*shivers in delight* loved it when he talked his native tongue...couldn't understand it but man was it sexy.
  • raw_meal
    raw_meal Posts: 96 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    So that's how you get to change your name. They won't let me change mine.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    My boyfriend will be flattered :smooched:

    Is that actually "code" or more of like a sign language?

    Yes I am the language police today. Keep it clean ppl.

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    so far two infractions. SIgn language referred to as code and fake baby talk masquerading as Portuguese which we know doesnt' even exist. 11646708-dutch-female-police-officer-on-white-background.jpg.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    So that's how you get to change your name. They won't let me change mine.

    which is odd b/c yours is also a euphemism for a male part?
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:

    So waitwaitwait, aren't ALL americans conservative? :frown: So I might still get reported for only engulfing a few particular religions that believe in Christianity while completely disregarding others? Dammit.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    wowsers...I like him...*blushes*

    but yes in before the lock

    you ladies know that's not even a real language right?

    It happens to be my native language -- portuguese ;)

    Wait, have I been speaking a non-existant language since birth? Wicked o:

    Yah I googled it cause she said she almost spit her tea out...it said portuguese so then went to bablefish...hot hot hot

    I wish I could hear him actually say it...I used to date a man who was Portugese...*shivers in delight* loved it when he talked his native tongue...couldn't understand it but man was it sexy.

    Why don't you book a flight to Portugal so you can see ALL TEH menz speaking it?
  • crzyjess84
    crzyjess84 Posts: 22 Member
    [/quote]

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:
    [/quote]

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:
    [/quote]

    OMG This is the funniest thing I have seen today. ****biscuits would have been awesome. What if your name was ****? I have a uncle ****/ =)
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    I've tried these, but they ended up turning into projectiles and I almost got my pilates instructor blind :cry:

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    Holy moly! You must pack in some serious pressure! You should get a tattoo over your vagina that reads, " Warning! Contents under pressure!"
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66

    Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
    To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
    And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
    So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me. :wink:
    [/quote]

    most definitely not the case. MFP is located in one of the most liberal urban centers in the whole country (the SF Bay area). speaking as a conservative american who once lived in the SF Bay area, there were only about 6 of us there and we were all on a first name basis. :laugh: :wink:
    [/quote]

    OMG This is the funniest thing I have seen today. ****biscuits would have been awesome. What if your name was ****? I have a uncle ****/ =)
    [/quote]

    I mentioned my father **** and his amazing talent for baking, but the mod was not touched :ohwell:
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Yes I have a solution for you. May I suggest the downward dog position?

    I remember having that problem during yoga too, what does your technique entail? :wink:

    Ela envolve minhas mãos em seu quadril...

    :devil:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    *takes notes*

    brazilian beachwear responsible for large queefing vajayjays and fake languages. also do not do inverted dogs or sit ups when closer to goal weight, the lack of extra poundage may result in "vaccuum".
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Maybe a tampin would help?
    using an abosorbing product for an area not actively needing it is extremely dangerous. That's a horrible idea.
    aren't you precious...

    damn is there a gif or picture in that post?

    I don't get most of them- otherwise the joke literally went over me. most of the time I can figure it out if there was supposed to be a picture/gif- but I might have missed that one.

    :sadpandaface I know I'm missing others that makes me sad.
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    kegels maybe
  • No_Finish_Line
    No_Finish_Line Posts: 3,661 Member
    i dont think you missed anything
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