Queefs during exercise

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michael1976_ca

i once heard a thing like snitch get stichs end up in ditchs bloody internet for wimps to hide behind

tinapeapod

Here's the solution. Try sucking in and pushing out air a bunch (either on your back or face down with your butt in the air, until you can queef on command. Then you know what muscles and positions work best. Then don't do those positions or use those muscles when you are working out around other people because they will probably think you are farting out your *kitten*, which implies even less self control. Honestly, the muscles should tighten up and you should have a little more control with practice and kegels. Good luck!

SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish

Is this title supposed to be your Indian name?

Briargrey

wait......did cockbiscuits change her name to jesusbiscuits?

Recently someone reported me, so I got this: http://puu.sh/6bXYv.png
To which I responded: http://puu.sh/6bYtJ.jpg
And later got: http://puu.sh/6bXKS.png
So I realized the site was ran by conservative americans. I figured a solution. So far no one has reported me.

Wonder if breastbiscuits would have been okay -- it's a gender neutral anatomy starting word!

bebreli

Maybe it's like Tupperware.. and it's burping to keep it fresh :drinker:
Glass half full

CookNLift

Mine smell like nacho cheese and buffalo wings.

skullshank

2edgy4me

JesusBiscuits

i once heard a thing like snitch get stichs end up in ditchs bloody internet for wimps to hide behind

I wonder if someday whoever reported me will speak up and message me I wouldn't be mad, of course. I'm having fun with the new username as well.

AZ_Gato

Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

MyChocolateDiet

Is this title supposed to be your Indian name?

hahahahaha! this NEEDS a meme.

MyChocolateDiet

Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

JesusBiscuits

Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

The rules are there for a reason
In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

CockBiscuits

MUAHAHAHAHA!

AZ_Gato

Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

The rules are there for a reason
In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

Really? I didn't know there was a rule for not using my native language?

I apologize MODS, I shall not do that again.

I apologize Chocolate....all I asked was, "Is there anything else I can do to help you?"

eric_sg61

JesusBiscuits

MUAHAHAHAHA!

GIVE IT BACK TO ME

AZ_Gato

MUAHAHAHAHA!

GIVE IT BACK TO ME

A multiple personality disorder manifesting itself online. Holy freaking cow!

SezxyStef

Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

The rules are there for a reason
In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

Really? I didn't know there was a rule for not using my native language?

I apologize MODS, I shall not do that again.

I apologize Chocolate....all I asked was, "Is there anything else I can do to help you?"

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fullsterkur_woman

Que mas puedo hacer para ayudarte?

enough with the fake languages already! Do you even...guidelines?

The rules are there for a reason
In this case, so women don't wet their panties too much.

Really? I didn't know there was a rule for not using my native language?

I apologize MODS, I shall not do that again.

I apologize Chocolate....all I asked was, "Is there anything else I can do to help you?"

Thank you for translating that for the vivacious, lovely, and exceptionally brilliant MCD. :laugh: (And technically, yes, we are supposed to говорить только по-английски здесь!)

JesusBiscuits

I wish we had the word "queef" in portuguese

_TastySnoBalls_

you get the "best thread of the day" award CB!

MyChocolateDiet

I wish we had the word "queef" in portuguese

queefo

ending words with o qualifies as spanish, italian, and now portuguese...heretoforth.

qtgonewild

thats awesome. just sayin.

SezxyStef

you get the "best thread of the day" award CB!

+1 was actually gonna put this comment in my feed...

199WillDo

I for one have never had this happen to me.

And if you do there is a real problem...LOLOL

IronMikeFox

Well ... I obviously haven't ever queefed, but I HATE when I fart during Judo!

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Well ... I obviously haven't ever queefed, but I HATE when I fart during Judo!

I was afraid I'd do one or the other during kickboxing class. Maybe my body just knows when I'm home, and it's ok to cut loose.

Mrsallypants

Probably stop using dongs as thick as a fist.

JesusBiscuits

Probably stop using dongs as thick as a fist.

You have found the source of queefing! Thank you very much for such a bright input!